Croosing the road meets knock knock who's there.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Jon Schuetz, Aug 1, 2007.

  1. Jon Schuetz

    Jon Schuetz New Egg

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

    Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
    A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

    Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross?
    A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

    Q: How did the wealthy rubber chicken cross the road?
    A: In her Cadillac stretch limo.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
    A: Because it was a double-crosser

    A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign:
    "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
     
  2. psimek

    psimek Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh, I love all your fowl jokes. You must be an egghead to have thought of them all. [​IMG]
     
  3. psimek

    psimek Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What is Superchicken's secret identity?
    Cluck Kent

    Is chicken soup really good for your health?
    Not if you're the chicken!

    What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
    A bird that lays down.
     
  4. RebelsHope

    RebelsHope Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Three-Legged Chickens"

    A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    M.C.Escher : That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.

    Salvador Dali : The Fish.

    Werner Heisenberg : We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

    L.A. Police Department : Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

    Grandpa : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    Bill the Cat : Oops... Ack.
     
  5. Crystalchic

    Crystalchic Gone for a bit

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    knock! knock!
    who's there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive you
     

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