Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ejones1961, Oct 3, 2008.

  1. ejones1961

    ejones1961 In the Brooder

    Jul 29, 2008
    West TN

    She spent the first day packing her belongings into
    boxes, crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and
    collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at
    their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on
    some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of
    shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

    When she had finished, she went into each and every
    room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in
    caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.

    She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the
    husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
    the first few days.

    Then slowly, the house began to smell.

    They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing
    the place out.

    Vents we rechecked for dead rodents and carpets
    were steam cleaned.
    Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators
    were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they
    had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid
    to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
    Nothing worked!!!

    People stopped coming over to visit.
    Repairmen refused to work in the house.
    The maid quit.

    Finally, they could not take the stench any longer
    and decided to move.
    A month later, even though they had cut their price
    in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

    Word got out and eventually even the local realtors
    refused to return their calls.

    Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money
    from the bank to purchase a new place.

    The ex-wife called the man and asked how things
    were going.

    He told her the saga of the rotting house. She
    listened politely and said that she missed her old home
    terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce
    settlement in exchange for getting the house.

    Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell
    was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what
    the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the
    papers that very day.

    She agreed and within the hour his lawyers
    delivered the paperwork.

    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood
    smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything
    to take to their new home.........

    And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the
    curtain rods.

  2. I love this one...
    I have sent it to a few of my friends that were having a rough time.
    One was even getting a divorce. She loved this one. Even though she didn't do the same thing, she had her own idea(didn't end up with the house though).
  3. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    That is priceless! I will remember that one!!!
  4. Chicabee19

    Chicabee19 Songster

    Aug 8, 2008
    OMG ... awful, but priceless!!! [​IMG]

    I heard about someone who put dead fish and broken eggs inside the plug-in plates on the wall.
  5. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap


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