cute chicken joke

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Sugar Sand Farm, Oct 24, 2008.

  1. Sugar Sand Farm

    Sugar Sand Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 24, 2007
    North Florida
    My cousin thought this was appriate for me thought you all might enjoy it.
    John was in the fertilized egg business.

    He had several hundred young layers
    (hens), called 'pullets,'
    And ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records,
    And any rooster not performing
    Went into the soup pot
    And was replaced.

    This took a lot of time,
    So he bought some tiny bells
    And attached them to his roosters..

    Each bell had a different tone,
    So he could tell from a distance,
    Which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch
    And fill out an efficiency report
    By just listening to the bells.

    John's favorite rooster, old Butch,
    Was a very fine specimen,
    But this morning he noticed
    Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate,
    He saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
    Bells-a-ringing, but the pullets,
    Hearing the roosters coming,
    Could run for cover.

    To John's amazement,
    Old Butch had his bell in his beak,
    So it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet,
    Do his job and walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of old Butch,
    He entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
    And he became an overnight sensation
    Among the judges.

    The result was the judges
    Not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
    But they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well..

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out
    How to win two of the most highly coveted awards
    On our planet by being the best
    At sneaking up on the populace
    And screwing them
    When they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully this year,
    The bells are not always audible.
     
  2. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 20, 2008
    This is I think the third time this joke was posted but it is still funny [​IMG]
     
  3. chickenlover98

    chickenlover98 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 21, 2008
    Hogwarts
    A classic!!
     
  4. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    funny joke, and awesome, unbiased word of wisdom....
     
  5. lovemychix

    lovemychix Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Very true!!
     
  6. ChickenGirl95

    ChickenGirl95 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    funny joke![​IMG]
     

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