Cute FW...why did the chicken cross the road...famous people answer!

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by Omeletta, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. Omeletta

    Omeletta Songster

    Jun 12, 2007
    Alberta, Canada
    Cute forward i received... enjoy!

    Subject: Fw: ...why DID the chicken cross the road? -

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    DR. PHIL:"The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how he's acting responsibly by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems."

    OPRAH:"Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and get on with the good works that he wants to contribute to on the other side of the road."

    GEORGE W. BUSH:"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here."

    COLIN POWELL:"Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road..."

    ANDERSON COOPER- CNN: "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road."

    NANCY GRACE: "That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks."

    PAT BUCHANAN: "To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."

    MARTHA STEWART: "No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level."

    DR SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die in the rain. Alone."

    JERRY FALWELL: "Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that."

    GRANDPA: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."

    BARBARA WALTERS: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road."

    JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace."

    ARISTOTLE: "It is the true nature of chickens to cross the road."

    BILL GATES: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken."

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken."

    BILL CLINTON: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?"

    AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"

    COLONEL SANDERS: "Did I miss one?"

    DICK CHENEY: "Where's my gun?"

    AL SHARPTON: "Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens."

    Hillary Clinton: "I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire."


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  3. firechicken

    firechicken Songster

    Jul 11, 2007
    Covington, GA

    NANCY GRACE: "That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks."

    That woman just gets on my nerves.​
  4. Rebel Chicken

    Rebel Chicken Songster

    May 9, 2007
    southern Indiana
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!![​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2008
  5. JenniferJoIN

    JenniferJoIN Songster

    Sep 10, 2007
    Southern Indiana

    That's a good one!
  6. hooligan

    hooligan Songster

    Aug 20, 2007
    Quote:That woman just gets on my nerves.

    I don't even know who that is, in fact its the only one I didn't know.

    But that is just too funny [​IMG]
  7. flyingmonkeypoop

    flyingmonkeypoop Crowing

    Apr 30, 2007
    Deer Park Washington
    I think Im gonna steal it and put it on myspace.
  8. frankenchick

    frankenchick Songster

    Apr 20, 2007
    Benton Twp., Michigan
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    OJ SIMPSON: "Let me tell you how I would've done it . . . If I did it."
  9. HenHappy

    HenHappy Songster

    Feb 16, 2007
    on my way to you....
    ARNOLD SWARCHENEGGER: "It will be baaaaaack."
  10. Omeletta

    Omeletta Songster

    Jun 12, 2007
    Alberta, Canada
    LOL, good one, Henhappy!


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