This one is for everyone who ... a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids. I was packing for a business trip and my three year old daughter was with me. She was having a wonderful time playing on the bed, jumping and "helping Daddy." It was one of those moments you will always treasure. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained and spend a little quality time before I left, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth. "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," and pretended to be a gobble monster on her fingers. I went back to packing. In a moment I looked up to see her standing there on the bed, staring at her fingers - with a tears rolling down her little face. She looked devastated. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" (wait for it...... wait for it......) She replied in a tremulous voice, her chin quivering... "Daddy, what did you do with my booger?!"