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Darling Daughter joke

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jul 19, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    This one is for everyone who ...
    a) has kids
    b) had kids
    c) was a kid
    d) knows a kid
    e) is going to have kids.


    I was packing for a business trip and my three year old daughter was with me. She was having a wonderful time playing on the bed, jumping and "helping Daddy." It was one of those moments you will always treasure. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained and spend a little quality time before I left, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth. "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," and pretended to be a gobble monster on her fingers.

    I went back to packing. In a moment I looked up to see her standing there on the bed,
    staring at her fingers - with a tears rolling down her little face. She looked devastated.

    I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

    (wait for it...... wait for it......)


























    She replied in a tremulous voice, her chin quivering...
    "Daddy, what did you do with my booger?!"

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    Last edited: Jul 19, 2008
  2. ticks

    ticks Pheasant Obsessed

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    Davaroo you never fail to make me laugh
     
  3. seminolewind

    seminolewind Flock Mistress Premium Member 10 Years

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    Oh God, I would have wretched!
     
  4. DouglasPeeps

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  5. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Crowing

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  6. spiderman

    spiderman In the Brooder

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  8. Dinos_rock

    Dinos_rock Songster

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    [​IMG] That made me laugh so hard!...[​IMG]
     
  9. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Songster

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  10. maplesky7

    maplesky7 Flock Mistress

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    ew...should have anticipated that one with a 3 year old.

    I like when I'm talking with someone out and about like church and my 2 year old hands me one...Do you think anyone noticed me wiping it off on my pants?

    My 6 year old likes to make jokes...

    "What's a pinapple do with a sponge?"

    What?

    "EAT'S YOUR HEAD!"




    ....reeeaaallly?

    me,
    g
     

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