DATELINE: LONDON Shopping for a New Mate

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  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband. At the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    - You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
    - There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the floors.
    - The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    "Well, that's nice", she thinks, "but I want more."
    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help Do Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    As tempting as it is to stay, she goes to the sixth floor anyway, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you
    for shopping at the Husband Store.

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    UPDATE . . . . . To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store for men, just across the street.

    The rules are the same as at the Husband Store.

    The first floor has wives that love marital relations.

    The second floor has wives that love marital relations and have money.




    To date, the third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
     
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