DH is in the Dog House Tonight

[Sir Birdaholic]

Hmmm..... now what do I get her for her birthday?

 

[Junkmanme]

I once bought an "Anniversary Card" for an ex-wife...but I didn't mail it.

She found it when she visited one day.

It said:

I was going to write a poem for you for our Anniversary,
but I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with "narcissistic".

She asked what "narcissistic" meant and I pointed to the dictionary...and promptly left for the Pub.

Ha-Ha !!!
-Junkmanme-

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

 

[BantamoftheOpera]

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[sunnychooks]

mr. birdaholic :

Hmmm..... now what do I get her for her birthday?

Here are a few ideas.

 

[Junkmanme]

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Here are a few ideas.

Ah-Hah !!! I GET IT !!!

a quartz "river-rock" epoxied to a beer-can "pop-top" !!!

THAT outa work !!!

-Junkmanme-

(You probably wonder how it is that I was able to get THIS old.)

 

[al6517]

Behind every successful Man is a Woman........... ROLLING HER EYE'S......................

AL

 

[thebirdguy]

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And a surprised mother in law!!

 

[al6517]

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And a surprised mother in law!!

My Inlaws are actualy very nice and I think they really do like me, after all I am the only one who can tolerate and handle their daughter, full time job LOL as most are.

AL

 

[Spookwriter]

Somwhere through the years, my card giving to my wife has become
a joke. Then a habit. Now a ritual.

I've given her the exact same card for many years. Birthday, Christmas,
and anniversary. She saves the cards, and I just have to change the year
on them.

What can I say? I'm cheep, and believe in getting my money's worth from
a card.