Did anybody tell you what aging is all about!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by country lady, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. country lady

    country lady Songster

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    Did anybody tell you that:

    At 14 you had legs hairy as a gorilla and now your legs are as slick as an onion-no more shaving, ditto arm pits

    The hair on top of your head would migrate down to your chin, and you are a woman

    Like Ruth Bussy who wore wrinkled hose, you now look like Ruth Bussy and you're not wearing hose

    You say you feel you could play baseball as you did as a kid and your loving DH says: "I don't thinkkkkkkkk so!"

    You look at your wedding picture and now your once small waist needs elastic in your slacks

    You are now always the oldest in a crowd and you were once always the youngest

    Nobody told me!


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    Last edited: Jun 21, 2009
  2. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    I'll consider myself warned!
     
  3. country lady

    country lady Songster

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    Jenn, I think you have a long time before you get hair on your ears. [​IMG]

    I like the golfers saying "as long as you are on the right side of the sod." [​IMG]
     
  4. crtrlovr

    crtrlovr Still chillin' with my peeps

    There's something really psychologically disturbing when your doctor and your preacher are younger than you. That's just not how it's supposed to be... [​IMG]
     
  5. Opa

    Opa Opa-wan Chickenobi

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    I really hate the qualifier that always get added to comments about my health or appearance. You know the one. You are in incredible shape.......for a man your age.
     
  6. crtrlovr

    crtrlovr Still chillin' with my peeps

    yeah, my DH gets that one a lot... [​IMG] He's not exactly delighted with it, either, Opa!
     
  7. KatyTheChickenLady

    KatyTheChickenLady Bird of A Different Feather

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    I am with you nobody warned me either! Where did my waist go??? Not to mention the increased female issues . . . . aghhhh!!!!
     
  8. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast

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    Life begins at 40.


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    It begins to fall apart!
     
  9. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

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    I'll be warned, although I think when I grow old, I'll be too occupied with alllll my animals to worry about a mid-life crisis. I mean, you're aging. BIG. WOUP.
     
  10. KatyTheChickenLady

    KatyTheChickenLady Bird of A Different Feather

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    Quote:lol, yeah wait! It was big whoop until all the things they never told you about started! lol!
     

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