Did you ever wonder?...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Davaroo, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Why, Why, Why...

    Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

    Why will people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check behind you when you tell them the paint is wet?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Here's a lulu:
    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Superman stops bullets with his chest, so why does he duck when crooks throw their gun at him?

    Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word ! 'lisp'? Souldn't it be 'lithp'??

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale???

    Why do you constantly return to the refrigerator, hoping that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why is it that whenever you try to catch something falling off the table, you always knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer - - when we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And finally...
    Statistics on sanity say that one in four persons suffers from some sort of mental illness. Now, think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
     
  2. eggzettera

    eggzettera Chillin' With My Peeps

    3 out of 4 people suffer from diarrhea....so 1 in 4 is enjoying it?

    Not Funny but why..... why..... in the Lord of the Rings are Hobbit doors made out of plank wood (multiple pieces of lumber)- shouldn't it just be a tree ring 1 piece of wood....THAT still bugs me. You know when you imagine it one way and the movie depects it another. Hobbits are short with no motor tools, so I think my way makes more sense....

    Free Advice: never take a sleeping pill and a laxative the same night.
     
  3. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    Why do you constantly return to the refrigerator, hoping that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Guilty of this one!
    Why is it that whenever you try to catch something falling off the table, you always knock something else over?

    Absolutely completely guilty of this one!​
     
  4. AK-Bird-brain

    AK-Bird-brain I gots Duckies!

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    More importantly how does the thermos know which liquids to keep hot and which to keep cold?
     
  5. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    And why DriveUp Teller Machines have BRAILLE????????
     
  6. joanm

    joanm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:They do? Really? Where?
     
  7. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    Please pass the Depends!!!
    I've noticed this too...[​IMG]
    Or Blind Crossing signs...how can they see to read the signs to see where they're supposed to cross?
     
  8. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? [​IMG]
     
  9. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    joanm, you haven't seen the Braille letters on the drive up ATMs? You really have to go look again.
     
  10. joanm

    joanm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:No! LOL, and I worked for a company that sold and installed ATM's !
     

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