Why, Why, Why... Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why will people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check behind you when you tell them the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Here's a lulu: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Superman stops bullets with his chest, so why does he duck when crooks throw their gun at him? Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word ! 'lisp'? Souldn't it be 'lithp'?? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale??? Why do you constantly return to the refrigerator, hoping that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that whenever you try to catch something falling off the table, you always knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer - - when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And finally... Statistics on sanity say that one in four persons suffers from some sort of mental illness. Now, think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.