Different Answers to "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Chicken Frenzie, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. Chicken Frenzie

    Chicken Frenzie Chicken Whisperer

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    Post different answers to that joke!
    Here's mine
    "Because he wanted the cute silkie girl on the other side"
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  2. Dutchgirl

    Dutchgirl Not Dutch!

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    Got this from another thread on the site:

    MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

    AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

    RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

    JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

    BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

    OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

    DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

    COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
     
  3. Magic Birdie

    Magic Birdie Overrun With Chickens

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    to end all questioning of a chickens motives
    one word-suicide!
    because he felt like it
     
  4. KFox

    KFox Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. GrayRider

    GrayRider Chillin' With My Peeps

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    To show the possums and armadillos that yes it can be done.
     

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