Directions on how to bathe a cat, chicken etc

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  1. HallFamilyFarm

    HallFamilyFarm APA ETL#195

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    Note: A friend shared this with me and I felt I should pass it on. However, I have never tried this method and highly suggest it be done by a "competant" adult only!


    Directions on how to bathe a cat, chicken etc:

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    1. Thoroughly clean toilet.


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    2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

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    3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

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    4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

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    5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.)

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    6. Flush toilet three or four times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective.

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    7. Have someone open outside door, get on top of the tank and quickly lift both lids.

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    8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

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  2. bufforp89

    bufforp89 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. HallFamilyFarm

    HallFamilyFarm APA ETL#195

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    I hear this method works great on Silkies! [​IMG]
     
  4. A.T. Hagan

    A.T. Hagan Don't Panic

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