DO NOT READ!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by HarlansHollowFarms, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

    Jan 16, 2009
    The Rules
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    1. The FEMALE always makes THE RULES.

    2. NO male can possibly know THE RULES.

    3. THE RULES are subject to change at any time with prior notification by the FEMALE.

    4. If the FEMALE suspects that the male knows THE RULES, she shall immediately change some, or all, of THE RULES.

    5. The FEMALE is never wrong.

    6. If it appears that the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a flagrant misunderstanding which is the direct result of something the male said or did.

    7. Should RULE6 apply, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

    8. The FEMALE my change her mind at any time.

    9. The male shall never change his mind without prior written consent from the FEMALE.

    10. The FEMALE may be angry or upset at any time.

    11. The male shall remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

    12. The FEMALE shall never, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

    13. Any attempt by the male to document a RULE for settlement of future disputes may result in bodily harm.

    14. If the male is confused about any RULE, refer to RULE #1.

    NOTICE
    A. If the FEMALE has PMS, all RULES are null and void.
    B. If the male has UMS (Ugly Mood Swings), that’s his problem.

    Signed: THE QUEEN
     
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  2. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

    Jan 16, 2009
    Just checKing to see if a different title line would get people to read and comment on this post. The first one apparently was not catchy enough [​IMG]
     
  3. jnjross

    jnjross Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 3, 2008
    edwards, ms
    i like the title , DON'T PUSH THAT RED FLASHING BUTTON! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. patyrdz

    patyrdz The Madd Hatcher

    Feb 26, 2009
    Southern Pines, NC
    So funny, and sooo true! My husband doesn't know if he is coming or going! hehehe, just ask him, he'll tell you how bad he has it! [​IMG] WHATEVER!
     
  5. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Yep the title did it for me!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. ODS-n-ENS FARM

    ODS-n-ENS FARM Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I always do what I am told not to do............
     
  7. Mandalina

    Mandalina Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 1, 2009
    Savannah,MO
    hehehe!

    and i like that. i may need to print it off.
     
  8. PunkerTechnoRoo?ter

    PunkerTechnoRoo?ter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    GOD SAVE THE KING !
     
  9. Southernbelle

    Southernbelle Gone Broody

    Mar 17, 2008
    Virginia
    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Women and cats will do just as they please, men and dogs just need to accept that.
     
  10. HarlansHollowFarms

    HarlansHollowFarms bana-bhuidseach anns gára

    Jan 16, 2009
    PunkërTeçhñöRøø§ter :

    GOD SAVE THE KING !

    [​IMG]
    you clearly need to reread the RULES [​IMG]
    Didn't you know God is a Woman [​IMG]
     

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