I was in supermarket deli and I asked the kid behind the counter which of the salads were vegetarian. He asked me if beans are meat? I felt like saying, yes, we went bean hunting last weekend and shot a big one. Yikes. The only thing that I can think of vaguely reminiscent of beans is the stuff that comes out of the back of my goats. And I don't think they would make a very good salad.