Dog Pooped Everywhere - Great Day To Be Alive

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by PurpleChicken, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    So my alarm is going off at 6 this morning because I'd like to go to 7:30
    mass at my church and then my Sunday men's group that I've missed the
    last several weeks. The alarm is going off and I'm not moving. So Jake,
    my stupid dog, is up on the bed standing on me whining and being his usual
    pain in the butt. So I kick him off and as soon as he hits the floor I hearing
    the unmistakable sound of him taken one of his huge poos. JAKE NO!!! Didn't
    catch him in time. He managed to projectile poo all over the floor in my bedroom,
    trailing into the hallway, and then huge mounds down the stairs. He didn't fail
    to leave me a few choice nuggets in the living room either. My contacts were
    dry so my vision was bad and I stepped barefoot in little poop drippings tooo.
    MMMMMM, dog poop..


    As I'm dry heaving, cleaning poo, spraying bleach, using some very poor language
    SouthernBelle's signature line came to my head:
    "When the world brings you to your knees, you're in a perfect position to pray."
    I was already on my knees anyways and I needed some help. [​IMG]

    God's got a wonderful sense of humor.

    Happy Dad's day to all the Dad's.

    Don
     
  2. pdsavage

    pdsavage Sussex Monarch

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    poor dog he tried to tell you.....
     
  3. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast

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    Wow Don,

    Happy Father's Day to you too!

    Y
     
  4. Boondachs

    Boondachs Songster

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    awww I HATE those mornings [​IMG].
    HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. The Chicken Lady

    The Chicken Lady Moderator

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    Happy Father's Day!!
     
  6. chickenbottom

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    sometimes the the fathers day presents you get you dont like lol
     
  7. mjdtexan

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    He tried to let ya know.
     
  8. Paganbird

    Paganbird CrescentWood Farm

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    LOL!!!
    *wipes a tear from my eye*
    Well, you really have a way with words! Sorry, but I got an awesome laugh out of your misfortune - thank you.
    So... did you make it to mass or will you be changing that line of your sig about having a great dog?
    [​IMG]
     
  9. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    Yup, made it on time. [​IMG]

    The universe is a fun place to live in. [​IMG]

    yeah, he tried to tell me.
    He thought he was in trouble but got a big hug on my way out.
     
  10. Katy

    Katy Flock Mistress

    I hope your father's day gets better PC. [​IMG]
     

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