Don't Wait! Start Extra Today. 4th Month Day 3

[ColtHandorf]

So you’re saying that making out with a tree is wrong????

Just saying I'm not a dirty tree hugger like @Conan.

 

[Frankiegirl]

Love him with a little garlic butter, slow drawn like king crab on a smoker !

Hot DOG anyone? Can you honestly say you actually KNOW what really IS in those things? Hmmm????

Aaron

 

[Conan]

Just saying I'm not a dirty tree hugger like @Conan.

Why tf does everyone think I'm a dirty tree hugger? I can assure you the trees I hug are cleaner than those filthy rat dogs some people have sitting on their sofas.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Why tf does everyone think I'm a dirty tree hugger? I can assure you the trees I hug are cleaner than those filthy rat dogs some people have sitting on their sofas.

I'm just repeating what Moony has implied.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Why tf does everyone think I'm a dirty tree hugger? I can assure you the trees I hug are cleaner than those filthy rat dogs some people have sitting on their sofas.

You're sure about that? Has anyone been driving ATVs through mud puddles near these trees, by chance?

 

[Conan]

I'm just repeating what Moony has implied.

Moony isn't even kind of a big deal. Why would you listen to the ravings of a madman such as him? I thought better of you, Colt.

 

[Conan]

You're sure about that? Has anyone been driving ATVs through mud puddles near these trees, by chance?

Definitely not. These are pristine mountain trees free of douche bags on quads.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Moony isn't even kind of a big deal. Why would you listen to the ravings of a madman such as him? I thought better of you, Colt.

I see. Well I'll adjust my schema then.

 

[EverythingDucks]

You're sure about that? Has anyone been driving ATVs through mud puddles near these trees, by chance?

The ones in my yard are either covered in poison ivy or mud

 

[shawluvsbirds]

and you were not dehydrated

No freaking way I could've been. Not in that short of a time frame.
I was lovingly chugging one last glass of water at 11:59 the night before the procedure and already dreading knowing I couldn't even have a sip in the morning.