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Ducks.

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by justusnak, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Three women die together in an accident

    And go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

    St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

    The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

    The guy says,

    "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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  2. bayouchica

    bayouchica Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 23, 2007
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  3. Jezebelle

    Jezebelle Out Of The Brooder

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    thats a great joke!!
     
  4. 4H kids and mom

    4H kids and mom Cooped Up

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    That is so funny! I think I heard it years ago, but had long since forgotten it! Thanks for the reminder laugh! [​IMG] (Oh, and thanks for reminding me just how OLD I am! lol)
     
  5. joebwe25

    joebwe25 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Crazy. Very, Crazy
     
  6. TreyClark281

    TreyClark281 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol i love that joke

    hahahahahah

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    i got a stupid joke doesn't make any sense but when i was little i liked it



    a duck walked into a store and ask the store owner
    "Got any grapes?"
    the store owner replies "no"
    so the duck walks away
    the next day the duck walks into the same store and ask the store owner
    "Got any grapes"
    and the store owner replies "No!"
    so the duck leaves.

    the next day the duck walks in to the same store and says
    "got any grapes?"
    and the store owner replies
    "NOOOOOOO AND IF YOU ASK FOR GRAPES IN THIS STORE ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!!!!!"

    so the duck leave

    and the next day the duck returns and said......

    "got any staples??"

    the store owner replies "no"

    so the duck continued and said
    "got any grapes?"

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    lol sorry i love that joke!!!
     

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