Dumbest Questions or Comments You Have Received About Birds

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by NeoRoey, Aug 30, 2010.

  1. NeoRoey

    NeoRoey Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'll start.

    When we took off the paper towels from our peachicks' house to replace them with new ones, the peachicks started messing around and digging their heads in the wood shavings underneath. Then my dad asked me, "Do you think they're some mating ritual or something?" They're 25 days old [​IMG] .
     
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  2. gogoalie

    gogoalie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Whil not game birds, I've had a coupla adults come up & ask me "Are those chickens?" & I look at them & say, "No, they're geese"....[​IMG] hehehe, & then they'd ask which ones are boys & which ones are girls...[​IMG]
     
  3. little blue

    little blue Chillin' with my Orps

    Jul 11, 2010
    Mansfield, CT
    we named one of my chickens after my 2 cousins and when they came over they said what chickens did you name after me i said you should no what chicken was named after you
     
  4. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
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  5. cluckiemama

    cluckiemama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love when they ask if roosters lay eggs...
     
  6. FluffyColor

    FluffyColor Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2009
    Queens, NY
    "only brown eggs can hatch." [​IMG]
     
  7. xxSonja

    xxSonja Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "i cant have a boy and a girl because i dont want ducklings" i then had to explain that you only get ducklings if the eggs are incubated...
     
  8. melody123

    melody123 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    A man came to our fruitstand and said that he was tired of eating eggs, so he had just got rid of his rooster.......
     
  9. Chic-n-farmer

    Chic-n-farmer Showers of Blessings

    We've had people call and tell us they have seen our "turkeys" down by the mail box or near the road. We don't have turkeys. What they are seeing are peafowl. But, hey, peacock, turkey, they both have two wings and two legs...... they are practically identical! [​IMG]
     
  10. Anguissette

    Anguissette Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Co-worker--what kind of rooster did you get?

    Me--I didn't get a rooster, just hens.

    Co-worker--*confused look* but I thought you said you wanted eggs?

    Me--*saddened silence*
     

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