Old Easter traditions:
1. Baking the ham for so long that it turns into jerky, followed by the annual warning from my grandmother about the dangers of trichinosis.
2. Being scolded for the 20th time about why I am a bad granddaughter/wife/cousin/the shame of the whole family.
3. At least one argument about dishes, wine choices, the relative quality of the folding chairs, why Aunt #2 is not getting along with Aunt #5, and the sorry state of my third cousin's husband's nephew's affairs, and what my great-aunt's husband's mother thinks we ought to have done about it.
New Easter traditions:
1. Eggs for breakfast, followed by a relaxing second cup of tea with the chickens.
2. Fine imported Gewurtztraminer with dinner, which consists of a light pasta dish and veggies, perhaps a nice sponge cake for dessert.
3. Enjoying the spring flowers in the yard.
4. A back massage from DH.
5. My grandmother calling from three states away to complain that she'll die before I visit her again. I can't imagine why...