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Ed The Chicken - Getting Old Joke :D

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Hens & Hounds, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Hens & Hounds

    Hens & Hounds Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ed The Chicken


    Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

    Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

    Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.

    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

    'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

    'Never,' said Ed.

    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

    He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

    "Ed, wake up! You pooped the bed!"

    Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be! [​IMG]
     
  2. luvinmychickens

    luvinmychickens Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Hahah, that was posted in Random Ramblings before.
     
  3. mrpekinduck

    mrpekinduck Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Nice
     
  4. I almost busted my gut laghing.[​IMG]
     
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  5. Blonde

    Blonde Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Sooo Funny I Fell Off My Chair!
     
  6. ChickenPeep

    ChickenPeep Faith & Feathers

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  7. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

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    XD [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. KKeiC07

    KKeiC07 Out Of The Brooder

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    LOL ohhh that's hilarious! [​IMG]
     
  9. WooingWyandotte

    WooingWyandotte Overrun With Chickens

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    Oh. My. Gosh.
     
  10. Magic Birdie

    Magic Birdie Overrun With Chickens

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