Egg Recipe Fails! Post yours here!

Discussion in 'Egg, Chicken, & Other Favorite Recipes' started by kellgirl360, Nov 19, 2013.

  1. kellgirl360

    kellgirl360 Out Of The Brooder

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    I want to see egg recipes gone wrong! I think it will be pretty amusing. Post your pics here.

    Below is me trying to cook an omelet inside of an egg.
    I cracked an egg so that most of the shell was intact, and then I scrambled the egg, added parsley and chives, and put this back into the egg. I microwaved it for about 4 minutes. It "eggsploded" and after I peeled the egg it looked like a sponge.






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  2. 3goodeggs

    3goodeggs pays attention sporadically

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    That was the tidiest microwaved egg I have ever seen.
    One summer my son took it upon himself to figure out how to microwave and egg.
    His conclusion: It can not be done.
    My conclusion: If that kid can make a mess he will. [​IMG]
     
  3. donrae

    donrae Hopelessly Addicted Premium Member

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  4. wyoDreamer

    wyoDreamer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol ...

    Try it again - but only microwave for 1 min, thats all it takes to cook an egg in the microwave.
    I have a plastic egg cooker for the microwave - it is about the size of a english muffin - so 1 minute to an egg McMuffin. Gotta remember to pierce the yolk with a toothpick a couple of times - those yolks will really explode if you don't!

    My last epic egg fail was a sauce and when I stirred in the egg, it curdled - what a waste of ingredients. Second try was good though. Sorry no pictures - maybe next time.
     
  5. 3goodeggs

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    I do not know what the kid had the temp setting on, but one minute in the egg poacher and it expoded.. the egg and the poacher.
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  6. 3goodeggs

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    Hey! Wait a minute! he was supposed to put water in it and BOIL it in the microwave.
    Well, he does have the Y chromosome, which studies show can hamper the reading of instructions.
     
  7. kellgirl360

    kellgirl360 Out Of The Brooder

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    Lol these are hilarious.
     

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