OK, I know what to do with an eggbound chicken, but what in the world do I do with an eggbound guinea? I just can't see her sitting still for a nice warm sitz bath, or letting me clean her up or heaven forbid oil her vent. Can't you just see her freaking out? Any thoughts on this? Has anyone ever helped an eggbound guinea? Symptoms: Slow and lethargic, lump between legs, white stuff dripping out of vent. This is eggbound, right? I can't catch her to feel the lump, of course.