funny! My dad called and left a message on our answering machine yesterday. It went something like this: "Kat, this is your Dad, Ray (yep! I only have one dad and that would be his name). It's Christmas Day and the time is....let's see, I can't read the clock on the...what do you call that thing...oh yeah, a microwave...and the time is....I can't read it, this kitchen is too dark...I keep meaning to put in stronger lightbulbs....anyhow, I don't know what time it is, but I need to talk to you, so would you please return my call as soon as you can?" I tried to call him back twice yesterday but couldn't reach him. I was a bit concerned because I had just spoken to him on Christmas Eve. I tried twice this morning before finally getting ahold of him. "Dad, this is Kat. I'm returning your call." "You are? When did I call you?" "Yesterday, on Christmas Day" "What did I call you about?" "I dunno Dad. That's why I'm calling back." "Well, I don't remember what I called you about."