Emergency!!!!!!!! Poultryidous. *(Revised version)*

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by maybejoey, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. maybejoey

    maybejoey got chickenidous?

    I just wanted to say that theyre is a deadly virus is on the loose ( not really deadly) no cure known to man yet ( i am working on it) you get it from loving chickens to much and when you treat your chickens like people.[​IMG]

    If you have any of the following symptoms then you are contaminated, it can only be spread by the chickens not by people.( so dont worry about being contagious)[​IMG]

    -feeding chickens people food
    -hugging your chickens
    -building them houses fit for a king/queen
    -Not being able to think about anyhting else besides chickens
    -Wanting to buy more chickens all the time
    -Buying your chickens the top grade everything
    &
    -Starting to make chicken noises [​IMG]

    If you have any of the following symptoms then you have got chickenidous, There is no cure yet but dont panic theyre are others out there for example.................. me.[​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2011
  2. maybejoey

    maybejoey got chickenidous?

    If you believe that you have chickenidous but have none of the symptoms yet, dont worry it will come.[​IMG]
     
  3. mrpekinduck

    mrpekinduck Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 29, 2011
    Ducky Land!
    I ahve duckidious i start uncosiously quacking like a duck and I buy them everything at the top grades. I also hug my ducks and give them people food. I'm so sick! [​IMG]
     
  4. maybejoey

    maybejoey got chickenidous?

    Quote:Maybe I should rename the virus Poltryidous.
     
    Last edited: Dec 13, 2011
  5. maybejoey

    maybejoey got chickenidous?

    Okay the disease is not as wide spread as I thought?[​IMG]
     
  6. Turken Lover9847

    Turken Lover9847 Chillin' With My Peeps

    feeding chickens people food ....... Check !
    -hugging your chickens..................Check !
    -building them houses fit for a king/queen.. Check!
    -Not being able to think about anything else besides chickens Check !
    -Wanting to buy more chickens all the time.............Check !
    -Buying your chickens the top grade everything...........Check !
    &
    -Starting to make chicken noises .................... Not yet but I feel a cluck coming on !


    How contagious is it ?
     
  7. maybejoey

    maybejoey got chickenidous?

    Very, but it can only be transfered if you talk, look, or think about a chicken.[​IMG]
     
  8. Turken Lover9847

    Turken Lover9847 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:Then just about anyone I have ever met has it . [​IMG]
     
  9. roxyblue

    roxyblue Chillin' With My Peeps

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    yesturday I was copying a chicken making it's egg noise.
    *bawk bawk bawk BAWKAK*
    My freind had to ask me if I was OK......though maybe I should be seeing a doctor.
     
  10. NatureFreak

    NatureFreak Chillin' With My Peeps

    *gasps* I've got the disease!!! [​IMG]
     

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