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EQUAL TIME: Speaking about Women

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jun 8, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    And furthermore ....

    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
    "BREASTED AMERICAN."

    2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She takes a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

    3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

    4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
    IMPAIRED."

    5. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" -
    She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

    6. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

    7. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

    Several of these edited out for "explicit inferences"
     
  2. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    That went over so good it didn't even get any backlash.
     
  3. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Yeah, I noticed. I at least got a rise for the "Speaking of Men" post. I just want to keep things light once in a while...
     
  4. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

    I like the reality impared one. [​IMG]
     

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