And furthermore ....
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She takes a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
IMPAIRED."
5. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" -
She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
6. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
7. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
Several of these edited out for "explicit inferences"
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She takes a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
3. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
4. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
IMPAIRED."
5. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" -
She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
6. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
7. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
Several of these edited out for "explicit inferences"
