Announcement April Fools 2020 - Exciting New Chicken Breed: Quickens

[Miss Lydia]

I will take the extra roosters, they will be enlisted into UCAaDDD*
Commonly known as “UCA—-triple D”.

We are needing more soldiers this time of the year as the invading force leaves their Southie Sympathizer ( @Mimi13 ) areas to invading the Greater Patriotic homeland of us “Northerners”.

When sending your extra roosters, please attach a leg band to the right leg containing your name and address and the date the chick was delivered to you.

On the left leg please attach a money order or certified check (Cheque for residents of the VWN). That be you @BantyChooks ) for $500 USD to help feed, outfit and arm your brave young boys. If there are excess funds we will return them promptly to the roosters parents.

Thank You for your assistance in defeating the advancing force of dux. Together we lovers of clean and respectable poultry will win. Humankind can prevail if we remain united!


* United Chicken Army against Dirty Diseased Dux

This member needs serious help

 

[kwhites634]

Wow, what a great project! Will the male birds crow like quail, or chickens?
@Kiki , @Wickedchicken6 , @honanbm , @CSAchook , want to go in with me on a batch?

 

[BantyChooks]

Hi, whites. Been a while.

 

[kwhites634]

I'm sorry, my roosters would rather die to feed me, the rightful ruler of the VWN, than live in service of such a bloody and traitorous army.

 

[sourland]

This member needs serious help

Ya think ?

 

[Miss Lydia]

Ya think ?

Might be too late!

 

[BitterSweetCitrus]

I just maxed out with my flock, I can't try and order any

 

[SueT]

lest any of you doubt, here is p 1 from a 1961 article with a photo of quail chicken crosses

but if you don't have an account w Oxford academic, you can't access the remaining pages.
https://academic.oup.com/jhered/article-abstract/52/4/167/812674?redirectedFrom=PDF

 

[BantyChooks]

lest any of you doubt, here is p 1 from a 1961 article with a photo of quail chicken crosses
View attachment 2070909
but if you don't have an account w Oxford academic, you can't access the remaining pages.
https://academic.oup.com/jhered/article-abstract/52/4/167/812674?redirectedFrom=PDF

https://sci-hub.tw/https://academic...e-abstract/52/4/167/812674?redirectedFrom=PDFHere you go.

 

[sourland]

Might be too late!

Again, ya think ? It's a result of the zombie chickadee attacks.