Farm Truck

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Parson's Wife, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. Parson's Wife

    Parson's Wife Blessed Abundantly

    Jan 22, 2008
    Arkansas
    TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS AREN'T STOLEN

    10. They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas.

    9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

    8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

    7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.

    6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

    5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this:
    The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc.

    4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.

    3. Top speed is approximately 45 mph.

    2. Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?

    1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.

    Have a good day and keep waving, farm friend! [​IMG]
     
  2. hatchaholic

    hatchaholic Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 23, 2008
    South Carolina
    [​IMG] LOL!
    That was cute.
     
  3. Colored Egg Farmer

    Colored Egg Farmer Chicken overload

    so true! [​IMG]
     
  4. ChickenGirl95

    ChickenGirl95 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. miss_jayne

    miss_jayne Lady_Jayne

    Jun 26, 2008
    Columbiaville, MI
    hey, who sent you a picture of our truck!
     
  6. lnm03

    lnm03 Chillin' With My Peeps

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