Farmer John....funny!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by justusnak, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.

    But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.

    The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.
    So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

    "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

    "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

    So the next day he had the county workers went out and erected a sign that said:

    SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
    Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."
    So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:

    SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY
    And that really sped them up.
    So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.
    Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
    The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign."
    He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.
    The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.
    Three weeks later, curiosity go the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call.
    "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"
    "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." And he hung up the phone.
    The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers."
    So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
    It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

    SLOW :
    NUDIST COLONY
    GO SLOW FOR THE CHICKS!
     
  2. FarmerDenise

    FarmerDenise Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. gardener

    gardener Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Funny, I'll have to tell my nudist friends that one. Oh and by the way to be politically correct they are called resorts not colonies. [​IMG]
     
  4. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] leave it to farmer john lol
     
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  5. Royicus

    Royicus Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'd imagine you'd start having car accidents there!


    I remember seeing a video where there were actually topless women that were holding signs that told drivers to slow down. And slow down those drivers did!

    I know I would have [​IMG]
     
  6. Maddhatter

    Maddhatter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm Going to have to get me some spray paint, ply wood and some nude chicks.
     
  7. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD Premium Member

    Quote:Some showgirls would work well, they look like a feather boa and often have bare crops. LOL

    (The turkin x silkie for those who don't know)
     
  8. Maddhatter

    Maddhatter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I think I have some of those in the bater. I'm keeping my fingers crossed
     
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