I normally eat a very healthy diet....Low in fat, lots of fiber and watch my salt intake. I heap vegetables on my plate, snack on fruit and avoid sugars. But every so often I love a good fast food burger. The problem is, I would like to be able to make them at home but no matter what I have tried, I can NEVER duplicate the taste. I have researched and found a number of toppings that are said to be used by fast food restaurants. For example, BK uses ranch dressing on their Whoppers. I have tried it at home and they do not taste anything like a Whopper. The burgers at the local pizza joint also have the same fast food taste. I heard SOME rumors that it is Miracle Whip...Which is sweet like fast food burger topping...But again, tastes nothing like fast food when I use it. Fast food burger toppings are runny and usually all mixed in with the lettuce, cheese and tomato to make a swilly mess, but oh so good. So, what is this stuff and where can I get it?