" Cow..........nother' cow....." " I think that was the same one.. " Jo and Bill
"Rabbit is good Rabbit is wise."
" Loooosseeerrrr....move on..." Dusty...
Bill: Jo. Things go wrong. You cant explain it, you cant predict
it. Killing yourself wont bring your dad back. Im sorry that he
died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living
in the past, and look what you got right in front of you.
Jo: What are you talking about?
Bill: Me, Jo
Coach Boone: Petey, how many feet are in a mile? How many feet are in a mile?
Petey Jones: [mumbles]
Coach Boone: 5,280 feet! You pick this ball up and run every one of 'em! You're killing me, Petey! You're killing me!
Coach Boone: We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let's go to work.
Coach Yoast: All right, now, I don't want them to gain *another yard!* * You blitz... all... night!* If they cross the line of scrimmage, I'm gonna take every last one of you out! You make sure they remember, *forever*, the night they played the Titans!
[defense cheers]
Coach Yoast: Leave no doubt!
Coach Boone: I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.
Richard Mulligan as Custer in the movie Little Big Man, referring to Dustin Hoffman's character: "Anything that man tells me will be a lie; therefore, he will be a perfect reverse barometer.
Peter Weller as Buckaroo Banzai "No matter where you go, there you are"
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."