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Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by ebwy, Oct 8, 2009.

  1. ebwy

    ebwy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "no, I do not have swine flu. What I have is a bad cold. No, it couldn't be the swine flu. No, I do not have bird flu either. No, I couldn't have caught it from the chickens, and I don't have it anyway. Colds still happen even when the whole world has gone paranoid about influenza germs!"

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  2. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] everyone who has a sniffy nose thinks they have swine flu!

    Throw a spanner in the works and tell em its Equine Flu.
     
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  3. debilorrah

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    Quote:Feather Flu
     
  4. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Quote:Feather Flu

    [​IMG] We'll start a pandemic soon....

    Fat Feather Fever! [​IMG]
     
  5. raroo

    raroo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL that's funny! [​IMG] Whenever me and hubbie are out and I hear or see someone cough or sneeze I whisper to him, "Swine flu! Where's my hand sanitizer?" as a joke.
    It was even on the front page of the paper: SWINE FLU HITS BC EARLY with a photo of kids on a soccer team not shaking hands as they pass each other at the end of the game. [​IMG] What about games like football or rugby? Are those kids not allowed to touch each other either? [​IMG]
     
  6. ebwy

    ebwy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I was thinking about getting a bell to ring as I walk and yell "unclean! unclean!" every few steps ...
     
  7. raroo

    raroo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG]
     
  8. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Quote:Just tie a paper plate around your neck and write POSSIBLE SWINE FLU on it....



    DANG i might do that next shopping trip - bet I get straight to the front of the line [​IMG]
     
  9. buck-wild-chick

    buck-wild-chick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My friend has had the swine flu for almost 4 weeks now.He keeps getting fever and has to go to the hospital every few days [​IMG]

    I'm soooo glad that I haven't had to go into town much.The whole public high school has it ! 100's of students are sick.
    I have a really weal immune system so I'm surprised I haven't caught it yet. (knock on wood)
     
  10. ebwy

    ebwy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Just tie a paper plate around your neck and write POSSIBLE SWINE FLU on it....



    DANG i might do that next shopping trip - bet I get straight to the front of the line [​IMG]

    If you do it, remember not to giggle [​IMG]
    (and tell us about it... does it work? )

    ebwy - still doesn't have the piggypiggypiggy flu
     

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