In my defense: we have tried everything: bribery, cajoling, yelling, begging, treats, clicker training, and more! DBF is working on some gas pipes for the house, so we've got a spray bottle filled with soapy water. Those darn dogs bark CONSTANTLY. Well tonight they got sprayed. That shut them up. Now I've got a legal, safe, and cheap tool in my belt to make them shut their yap traps. Finally.