I know there are a few of us "house chicken" folks on here ..those that diaper and generally let their bird have free run of the house.. I'm just curious what are some of the craziest things you've witnessed your chicken doing IN YOUR HOUSE.. Here's my topper, as of today.. I was making some Chicken Fettucine Alfredo this afternoon, and Benjamin was helping, as usual. He helps by getting the bits that might "pop off" the cutting board ...little pieces of tomato, mushroom, cooked noodle and so on. Well... I left the Sun-dried tomato Alfredo sauce and Fettucine on the stove top, after letting it simmer for a bit ...and went out to the livingroom for a quick minute. Ben was on the floor, looking for more dropped goodies and I didn't think anything of it. When I returned to the kitchen, Benjamin was NOT on the floor anymore... He was ON THE STOVE!!!! ..and helping himself to some Fettucine Alfredo ...right out of the POT!! I couldn't get the camera fast enough ..and I really didn't want to leave him there, eating out of my pot! I don't let ANYONE eat out of my pots! What are some of your craziest "adventures" ??