Okay, I know some people get annoyed by that, but I find the entertainment value of saying butt more important than being anatomically correct. The "oh gross" factor on some people's faces is priceless I've been outside with the chickens this morning so I've been snagging the eggs as soon as they are laid. When I saw one of my girls get out of the box and I decided I was going to go ahead and eat that egg RIGHT NOW because there is no reason NOT to eat the absolutely freshest egg possible sometimes, lol. I have a ton of eggs right now and I usually eat the oldest first to keep them rotated out, but today I treated myself to the freshest one possible cooked literally seconds after it was laid. It's delicious.