fried chicken

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by jojo54, Jun 8, 2010.

  1. jojo54

    jojo54 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 24, 2009
    BC Canada
    I received this email today from a friend. enjoy.

    Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked us what our favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favourite animal. I told my dad what happened. He said
    my teacher was probably a member of P E T A. He said they love
    animals very much. I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal
    was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
    asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
    them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
    again. He laughed, and told me not to do it any more.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
    doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now.
     
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2010
  2. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    bump


    PS: [​IMG]
     

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