Fun Puns!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Bebop, Nov 9, 2008.

  1. Bebop

    Bebop Chillin' With My Peeps

    My favorite author is Piers Anthony and he has all kinds of puns in his books. Just want to start a game listing different puns.

    I'll start:

    Great Pair of Knees = Great Pyrenees (I know it's pronounced like that, but it works)
    >^.^<
     
  2. missourichickenmama

    missourichickenmama SURPRISE!

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    Created by cross-breeding some old favorites

    Cross a Collie with a Lhasa Apso and you get...
    Collapso -- a dog that folds up for easy transport

    Cross a Spitz with a Chow-chow and you get ...
    Spitz-Chow -- a dog that throws up a lot

    Cross a Pointer with a Setter and you get...
    Pointsetter -- a traditional Christmas pet

    Cross an Irish Setter with a English Springer Spaniel and you get....
    Irish Springer -- a dog that's fresh and clean, but made for a woman, too.

    Cross a Labrador Retriever with a Curly-coated Retriever and you get...
    Lab Coat Retriever -- a verrry handy pet for research scientists

    Cross a Terrier with a Bulldog and you get...
    Terribull -- a dog to frighten burglars out of their wits

    Cross a Bloodhound with a Labrador and you get...
    Blabador -- a dog that never stops barking

    Cross a Malamute with a Pointer and you get...
    Mootpointer -- a dog that doesn't matter

    Cross a Deerhound with a Terrier and you get...
    Derriere -- a dog that's true to the end

    Cross a Dachshund with a Yorkie and you get...
    Dorkie -- the perfect dog for geeks & nerds
    [​IMG] are these puns?
     

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