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Funniest Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Chirpy, Sep 18, 2007.

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  1. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

    May 24, 2007
    Colorado
    I love reading Bumper Stickers - I often wonder what people think when I'm alone in the car and laughing hilariously at a bumper sticker I just read.

    I thought we could share some of the ones that have made you laugh... I'll start with just a couple (there are so many!):


    Visualize whirled peas.

    I Can't Be Overdrawn .... I still have checks!

    Do not mettle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
     
  2. Stormhorse23

    Stormhorse23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 22, 2007
    Indiana
    Here they are
    ~ my child was inmate of the month at the county jail
    ~4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
    ~I think, therefore Im single
     
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  3. sunnychooks

    sunnychooks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How about these?

    All men are animals. Some just make better pets.
     
  4. HobbyChickener

    HobbyChickener Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I saw the best one the other day.


    D.A.D.D in 6 inch tall letters underneath it said

    Dad's Against Daughters Dating!!!

    I NEED one!!!
     
  5. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD Premium Member

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    My license frame says "All men are animals, but some make good pets"



    Haha, and it's true, the closer someone gets to me the slower I drive...
     
  6. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    EXIT 109 on 95
    Dont forget the- Watch for finger horn is broke

    Keep honking I'm Reloading

    Gun control is using BOTH hands when I shoot
     
  7. MarkR

    MarkR Chillin' With My Peeps

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    On the bumper of one of my daughter's english teacher's car:

    Metaphors be with you!

    I think you have to have been and English major.
     
  8. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    On teachers car at DS school - If you can read this THANK A TEACHER
     
  9. AK-Bird-brain

    AK-Bird-brain I gots Duckies!

    May 7, 2007
    Sterling, Alaska
    I've got one that says if you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read this in english thank a Marine

    I also have
    I got a gun for my wife.... good trade huh
     
  10. Wooden_Pony

    Wooden_Pony Chillin' With My Peeps

    "I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my Sister"

    I lived in KS for a few years and a friend got me this one.... or hummm could she be saying I am a witch? [​IMG] [​IMG]

    We have one on the back of our toy hauler rv that reads

    *WARNING*
    Contents in this trailer are
    know to be habit forming
     
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