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[Hayden Goseek]

During the Union occupation of New Orleans word got back to General Butler that a Priest had refused to preside at a soldier's funeral. The Padre was summoned to the General's office and asked why he didn't want to bury his soldier.
The Father answered "You misunderstand sir. I would be glad to bury ALL the Yankees in New Orleans."

 

[That_australian_lad]

it is ÇÖMPRÈŠÊD

 

[the_peanut_coop]

it is ÇÖMPRÈŠÊD

That axolotl is really questioning its life choices right now.

 

[Coops Dad]

A couple weeks ago I was picking up food and the new store front next door said cheap ammo. Of course I had to check it out.
It looked legit and I told the proprietor I was wondering if it was a trap and I was going to be kidnapped and sold as a sex slave. He looked at my old body and said they were full today and laughed. I'm sure he was joking but maybe I should be insulted.

That's funny- the other night my wife and I were in a Waffle House and one of the waitresses asked what the strangest job I ever had was. I told her that I worked my way through college as a stripper. She corrected me and said they're dancers; I told her that I can't even clap in time to music and just took my clothes off for money, no dancing. Straight up stripping. She raised an eyebrow and I told her I used to be handsome and lean... and she laughed. I defensively said hey, I weighed 185 in college.

She said "aw hon... I wasn't questioning your weight..."

My wife left a $10 tip.

And, no, I never did anything like that.

And a series of funny memes:

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[AMM10]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

That's funny- the other night my wife and I were in a Waffle House and one of the waitresses asked what the strangest job I ever had was. I told her that I worked my way through college as a stripper. She corrected me and said they're dancers; I told her that I can't even clap in time to music and just took my clothes off for money, no dancing. Straight up stripping. She raised an eyebrow and I told her I used to be handsome and lean... and she laughed. I defensively said hey, I weighed 185 in college.

She said "aw hon... I wasn't questioning your weight..."

My wife left a $10 tip.

And, no, I never did anything like that.

After Hurricane Katrina, DW and I were assigned to open medical clinics at FEMA camps in Southern Mississippi. Now, FEMA didn't have the best reputation at the time.
I begged people "Don't tell my family I worked for FEMA. They think I was stripper on Bourbon Street."

 

[The-White-Elephant]

 

[southwestclucker]

 

[southwestclucker]