Funniest song lyrics?

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  1. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    What are the funniest song lyrics you know??????????????????????????

    Mine is: When it came to brains he got the short end of the stick- She's in Love With the Boy, Trisha Yearwood [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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  2. We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years! -Amish paradise, Weird Al
     
  3. got more!

    They see me mowin', My front lawn- White and Nerdy, Weird Al

    Sirrrrrrrrrr, your breath stank! -stinky breath, (i forgot the name of the singer)

    coke, an' a fry, an' a cheeseburger and thats all i want to order!- forgot name of song & singer
     
  4. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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  5. Yessur Ebob

    Yessur Ebob Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Fearsome like the sag in a fat man's chair, sweeter than a patch of Rogain hair- Newsboys
     
  6. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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    Quote:[​IMG] I love Weird Al.
     
  7. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    The Phantom of the Lodge

    Tim and Julia don't even know that it's him, they just think that it's a poltergeist who speaks in Mandarin! (Ni Hao) Knock, knock! Who's there? Kevin, Kevin, everywhere!

    Later on:

    Like a fancy escort service for gentlemen in power
    He's screwing Gillard over, and he's charging by the hour!

    The bit at the end's the funniest, but it's not really BYC appropriate [​IMG]
     
  8. Fleabuskitty

    Fleabuskitty Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Up here onlookers - the tight rope rigid, fixed as perfect annulus… I’ll find the time to breathe when I fall.
    We’ll get that cleaned up shortly, we’ve got our cemetery in the back." - "The Performer's Tent (Mortus The Bum)" by The Venetia Fair

    I listen to some weird music so I've got a bunch more [​IMG]
     
  9. TigerLilly

    TigerLilly I failed Chicken Math

    Jul 18, 2010
    Central Florida
    My sister used to sing "I'm so gorgeous, so (g.d.) gorgeous." Rolling Stones
    funny part is that those weren't the words at all... [​IMG]
    "I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her & she's so cold"
    I still laugh about that
     
  10. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    Hmm, how about that modification to the Barbie song,
    "Acne everywhere, unwanted facial ha-a-air, I'm a relation, to Frankenstein's creation!"
     

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