Funniest story in a long time

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Minniechickmama, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. Minniechickmama

    Minniechickmama Senora Pollo Loco

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    I just got this from a friend of mine and I laughed so hard I had to share it with everyone I know. Besides, we are all family here on BYC, right?
    And it is the season of sharing....

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.
    His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

    One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a
    robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that
    afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.
    Tommy was over 2 hours late.

    "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked
    John.

    "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said
    Tommy.

    The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

    "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
    really were after school."

    "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

    "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

    "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

    The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off
    his chair.

    With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.
    We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

    "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to
    my parents."

    The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked
    him out of his chair.

    Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you
    ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is
    your son!"

    The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
     
  2. Tanichca

    Tanichca Sparkle Magnet

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    Quote:ROFLMBO!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] oh that was sooooo bad!!!!!!
     
  3. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. KBChicks

    KBChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]........TOO FUNNY!!!
     
  5. PineappleMama

    PineappleMama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Open Mouth Insert... divorce papers??
     
  6. silkieroo

    silkieroo Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have no idea.
    BWAHAHAHA! [​IMG]
     
  8. GammaPoppyLilyFlutter

    GammaPoppyLilyFlutter Love Comes with Feathers

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  9. lorrir

    lorrir Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Thats a good one.
     
  10. chickeypeep101

    chickeypeep101 the Awesome Pullet

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    On a horse!
    lol [​IMG]
     

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