FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Apr 21, 2009.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Bumper Stickers 101


    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

    The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

    He who laughs last... thinks slowest!

    Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
     
  2. spydertoys

    spydertoys Chillin' With My Peeps

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    This one is old but has always stuck in my head.

    I may be fat, but you're ugly..and I can diet.
     
  3. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Quote:Speaking of fat...

    "Your momma's sooo fat - that when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
     
  4. Liza

    Liza Chillin' With My Peeps

    Best bumper sticker of all times:

    Keep Honking I'm reloading
     
  5. chickencoop31320

    chickencoop31320 Have bator, will hatch

    Sep 24, 2008
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    I have two small sickers on my back glass:

    Edited for content... ~Lisa~

    Just below that one:

    #2. If god didn't want people to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
     
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  6. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    Quote:Good grief, I just choked on my lunch! FUNNY [​IMG]
     
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  7. Chicken Fruit

    Chicken Fruit Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 25, 2009
    Echo Homestead
    From the BYC Rules:

    2. No PETA or Cock fighting posts, period!
     
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  8. texasgal

    texasgal Brood with an Attitude

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    Quote:[​IMG]

    uh huh ..
     
  9. cyanne

    cyanne Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap
     
  10. digginchicks

    digginchicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Haha this is awesome!!! I just started laughing in the middle of class
     

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