Ok, I want to hear your funniest chicken story ok, funniest might be hard to chose but take a shot. Here's Mine: My husband was left to collect eggs one day. He comes to me and says, "There's a funny egg in one of the nesting boxes, it looks like an abortion. I'm not going to touch it!" Being the tough person I am, I march in there to handle the problem and see what could possibly be wrong with my girls... I open the nesting box carefully, prepared for the worst, and what do I find? POOP! He got all worked up over POOP! Good Grief!