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Funny chicken joke!

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by 4H kids and mom, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. 4H kids and mom

    4H kids and mom Cooped Up

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    Dont know if you guys have heard this one or not, but my MIL emailed it to me and I couldn't stop laughin! If you havent heard it, enjoy! [​IMG] And feel free to share it among your chicken-lovin friends! [​IMG]

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    Bill the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).

    Ol' Bill kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Bill could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

    The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Bill noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! Bill went to investigate.

    The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer Bill's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Bill was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result? The judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.........
     
  2. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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  3. jmantoo1

    jmantoo1 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  4. mudhen

    mudhen confidently clueless

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    That's a good one!
     
  5. bayouchica

    bayouchica Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. cheapcheap_jeepjeep

    cheapcheap_jeepjeep Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] So true.
     
  7. jmofaustin

    jmofaustin Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love it! [​IMG] I am emailing it to everyone I know!
     
  8. Newchickenmom&kids

    Newchickenmom&kids Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] How funny!!!!
     
  9. Rooster01

    Rooster01 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  10. Kimblee

    Kimblee Out Of The Brooder

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    I almost wet myself.

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