Funny chickens?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by LuvMyChickies13, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. LuvMyChickies13

    LuvMyChickies13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG]Hello! I'm LuvMyChickies13, and I just Luv My two Chickies! One of my favorite things about my hens is how funny they can be!
    [​IMG]I made this thread for all of you to share something funny about your chickens.[​IMG]
    [​IMG]Here are a list of things that would be a good idea for this thread:[​IMG]
    • Chicken jokes![​IMG]
    • Funny pictures of those silly birds![​IMG]
    • Stories to laugh about![​IMG]
    [​IMG]Please make sure you are being completely appropriate and have some fun![​IMG]

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  2. LuvMyChickies13

    LuvMyChickies13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ok I'll start:
    When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
    A Poul-Tree.


    What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
    Coop-cakes!

    ya ok those were pretty cheesy! I hope you have some better things to share![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. LuvMyChickies13

    LuvMyChickies13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG]lol i started this a year ago and nobody replied. that's hilarious.[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. sunflour

    sunflour Flock Master Premium Member

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    Ok, I'll play...

    Have you ever seen an eggplant?

    Not me, I've never looked that far up…ah…a vent.
     
  5. LuvMyChickies13

    LuvMyChickies13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    hahah that one was pretty good[​IMG]
    what do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?



    An alarm cluck.[​IMG]
     
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    sunflour Flock Master Premium Member

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    sunflour Flock Master Premium Member

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    Cause the best looking roosters were over there.[​IMG]
     
  8. LuvMyChickies13

    LuvMyChickies13 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    Ok ok ok ok
    How do chickens bake their cakes?




    FROM SCRATCH![​IMG]
     
  9. calichicken

    calichicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    I'll play!


    Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

    To get to the other slide

    Sorry...cheesy but I am a teacher...LOL [​IMG]
     
  10. calichicken

    calichicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sorry...another classroom joke!

    Which day of the week do chickens hate most?

    Fry-day!
     

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