Funny Classified ads

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hazelton farms, Jul 3, 2008.

  1. hazelton farms

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    Posted on another forum, but just had to share the humor!


    These classifieds were really put in the paper - a smile for your day

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward

    NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.


    Stacy
     

  2. knippk

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    lol.........thanks i needed a laugh!!!! [​IMG]
     
  3. hazelton farms

    hazelton farms Songster

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    No problem Knipp!
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    Stacy
     
  4. NaturalChick

    NaturalChick In the Brooder

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    Me too, these were great! Thanks:D
     
  5. hazelton farms

    hazelton farms Songster

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    LOL.. No problem!

    Stacy
     
  6. WillsMama93

    WillsMama93 Songster

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    This sounds like my Beaudreaux.. he is 1/2 snauzer and 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog who can mate through a chain link fence!!

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  7. farmgirlie1031

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    [​IMG] That's my dog
    FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    except the super dog tore the gate of the hinges by going under it somehow when the gate was just centimeters from the ground.
     

  8. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  9. ginasmarans

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    those are good ones
     
  10. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Songster

    Mar 20, 2008
    thanks for the laugh [​IMG]
     

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