This is a thread for funny conversations and embarrasing moments. Whether you were involved, overheard it, or someone told you! Rules are: •no cussing •nothin too inappropriate •no rudeness or meanness ( I've heard it in other threads. People can be seriously mean.) I'll start. When I was a little kid, I was walking down the isle in church, holding the statue of baby Jesus for the altar. Well, turns out, my pants were at my ankles the whole time.