This struck me as hilarious! Methinks someone is annoyed at their neighbors: http://corvallis.craigslist.org/grd/1538433576.html Here is the ad: WANTED ASAP---AS IN YESTERDAY!!! I know this ad will come across very strange, but email and I will fill you in more. But for now, lets move on to my needs: Need 1 VERY VERY VERY VERY VOCAL LOUD STALLION!!!! Not mean, just loud (have owned stallions before Need 3-4 SQUELING WEANER PIGS..THE LOUDER THE BETTER ;-) Have owned, raised and cared for hogs before ;-) Need 3 FLOODLIGHT--the BIGGER the better!!! Know how to use them!! NEED WHATEVER FARM ANIMAL THAT YOU CAN THINK OF THATS LOUD!!!! I know this seems like a crazy ad, but email for information. I wont post details here about why I need these! I could even feed & care for them until they have done their "job". They would be cared for very well, or I would even buy them too!!! PS...I have got a lot of email response, but I should mention that we already have about 50 chickens, geese, ducks, horses, goats, sheep, cats, dogs but all are well behaved and not very vocal beyond the normal feeding sounds in the morning and evening.