Funny Craigslist ad

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by AngieChick, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. AngieChick

    AngieChick Poultry Elitist

    This struck me as hilarious! Methinks someone is annoyed at their neighbors:
    http://corvallis.craigslist.org/grd/1538433576.html


    Here is the ad:

    WANTED ASAP---AS IN YESTERDAY!!!

    I know this ad will come across very strange, but email and I will fill you in more. But for now, lets move on to my needs:

    Need 1 VERY VERY VERY VERY VOCAL LOUD STALLION!!!! Not mean, just loud (have owned stallions before:)
    Need 3-4 SQUELING WEANER PIGS..THE LOUDER THE BETTER ;-) Have owned, raised and cared for hogs before ;-)
    Need 3 FLOODLIGHT--the BIGGER the better!!! Know how to use them!!
    NEED WHATEVER FARM ANIMAL THAT YOU CAN THINK OF THATS LOUD!!!!

    I know this seems like a crazy ad, but email for information. I wont post details here about why I need these!

    I could even feed & care for them until they have done their "job". They would be cared for very well, or I would even buy them too!!!

    PS...I have got a lot of email response, but I should mention that we already have about 50 chickens, geese, ducks, horses, goats, sheep, cats, dogs but all are well behaved and not very vocal beyond the normal feeding sounds in the morning and evening.
     
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  2. smileyfacecat

    smileyfacecat Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Picky Chicky

    Picky Chicky Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Me thinks you're right about the Craigslist Poster having a rotten neighbor! [​IMG]

    Edited to add... I wonder if she's consider a peacock? I recall those being quite loud!
     
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  4. Brianm97

    Brianm97 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    id say somone got in to afight over noise with their neighbors i think its hallorous [​IMG]
     
  5. chickenzoo

    chickenzoo Emu Hugger

    He should have asked for a Macaw or a loud screamer parrot. ........ Peafowl only when it's breeding season.... [​IMG]


    Had a similar request in our local CL, for a loud rooster... hehe
     
  6. SoCalChick

    SoCalChick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] She forgot to add a Rooster with no mental time clock!
     
  7. Julie_A

    Julie_A Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love Craigslist!!! [​IMG]
     
  8. easttxchick

    easttxchick Lone Star Call Ducks

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    Glad it's not my neighbor(I don't think)! [​IMG]
     
  9. Picky Chicky

    Picky Chicky Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Perhaps that Craigslist poster could have specifically requested a hunting breed dog... God knows our neighbors down the street must have 50 of them the way they all bark and howl come feeding time. You can hear them over a mile away!
     
  10. michickenwrangler

    michickenwrangler To Finish Is To Win

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    There must not be a noise ordinance in their area. How about a teenage boy with a suped up Jeep?
     

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