Funny Joke

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mwenstrand, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. mwenstrand

    mwenstrand Out Of The Brooder

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    Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was
    speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it
    turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the
    chickens had three legs.

    The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!"

    The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."

    Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?"

    The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."
     
  2. hisdaughter

    hisdaughter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Made me chuckle:D
     
  3. thatoneguy

    thatoneguy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    good one [​IMG]
     
  4. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have no idea.
    Quote:cOLD mOLD.
     
  5. FarmCoe

    FarmCoe Flock Mistress

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    Planet Earth
    Quote:cOLD mOLD.

    It is not cOLD mOLD! I've never heard it before!

    It's funny [​IMG]
     
  6. TeriyakiChicken

    TeriyakiChicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol [​IMG]
     
  7. WooingWyandotte

    WooingWyandotte Overrun With Chickens

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    Funny [​IMG]
     

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