Funny Quotes...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by pdsavage, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. pdsavage

    pdsavage Sussex Monarch

    Mar 27, 2008
    NW,Missouri
    Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
    Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)
     
  2. CityGirlintheCountry

    CityGirlintheCountry Green Eggs and Hamlet

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    "Stop playing with that stick. You'll poke someone's eye out."
    "But then we'd have an eye to play with."

    -Heard at the park
     
  3. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    Mom, look the(male 400 pounds) neighbor got bigger boobies than you!!!
    spoken by my then 3yr old DD Taylor
     
  4. arabookworm

    arabookworm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "look lilarabookworm, arabookworms hands are blue! its because of the kill... I mean the death... I mean..."
    my 5 year old brother after I tie-dyed him a shirt.
     
  5. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    "Do you want the four-play option?"

    -me, when I used to work for an alumni office that offered a 4- or 5-play weekend in Ashland, OR for its alumni, and I used to do phone-in registration
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    See signature line. [​IMG]
     
  7. barngirlsrule

    barngirlsrule Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Guys say we're [girls] confusing, but have they met themselves?
    - my friend Kristen
     
  8. Schultz

    Schultz CluckN'Crow Farm

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    Duct Tape-The handyman's secret weapon!
    -The Reg Green Show-
     
  9. barngirlsrule

    barngirlsrule Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Guys say we're confusing, but have they met themselves?" [​IMG]
    -my good friend Kristen
     
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  10. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    Quote:If you cant fix it with duck tape , its really broken.
     

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