Funny Quotes!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ScissorChick, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. ScissorChick

    ScissorChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 17, 2010
    Under Your bed
    The thread for funny quotes! [​IMG] I hope theres not already a thread on these...

    Anyways, all BYC rules apply, be friendly, and post any funny quotes or sayings you can think of.

    These are some I've found [​IMG]




    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    Come to the dark side ...
    We have cookies that you can throw at people!



    Lifes Tough ... Get a Helmet!


    Boys fall for me -
    Because I trip them.



    Don’t follow my footsteps, I run into walls!


    I didn’t hit you. I simply high-fived your face...:)




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    Last edited: Jun 16, 2011
  2. "Don't make me threaten you"- my weird brother

    no, the dark side has evil crumpets
     
  3. ScissorChick

    ScissorChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 17, 2010
    Under Your bed
    :0
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2011
  4. equinehugger3

    equinehugger3 Overrun With Chickens

    Apr 14, 2010

    "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."


    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


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  5. chickendiva25

    chickendiva25 I'm a Spy. :3

    "Any girl can be glamorous, all you need to do is stand there and look stupid."
     
  6. ScissorChick

    ScissorChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 17, 2010
    Under Your bed
    Haha! I love quotes... Chickendiva25, what color is that? It's so pretty!
     
  7. chickendiva25

    chickendiva25 I'm a Spy. :3

    Quote:Cornflower blue [​IMG] Its my new favorite color! [​IMG]
     
  8. ScissorChick

    ScissorChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 17, 2010
    Under Your bed
    I think it's mine to! [​IMG]
     
  9. chickendiva25

    chickendiva25 I'm a Spy. :3

    Its very beautiful! And I loooove your avvie, is it a brown leghorn, because that is what I have. I'm going to call my brown leghorn cockeral Adam. If your wondering why, brown leghorns look like they are wearing eyeliner! [​IMG] Like Adam lambert.
     
  10. ScissorChick

    ScissorChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Dec 17, 2010
    Under Your bed
    Haha actually it's a mutt. Some kind of game breed:) Adam is a good name!

    They do look like they're wearing some heavy eyeliner! Haha
     

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