*FUNNY STORY* What smells like Chicken Poop?

Discussion in 'Family Life - Stories, Pictures & Updates' started by kelseygirl707, May 27, 2010.

  1. kelseygirl707

    kelseygirl707 Dances with Chickens

    Mar 3, 2009
    Lakeport, Ca.
    So I just had to post a funny story about my DH.

    Tonight he keeps asking "What smells like chicken poop in this house?" My Answer "You" And "When was the last time you cleaned the Brooder?" My answer "like 10 minutes ago" and then he asks if I smell it too, and I say "Ummm no, I think your nuts, the brooder room door is even closed." Then I leave the room to scan BYC, and I hear him yell from the other room "HONEY! I KNOW WHAT THE SMELL IS...................... CAN YOU BRING ME MY DEODERANT?" [​IMG] I just burst out laughing, and told him "I told you the smell was you" and told him to stop blaming my babies for his stench! [​IMG]
    Last edited: May 27, 2010
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    [​IMG] Men!
  3. HennyJenny

    HennyJenny Songster

    Dec 26, 2009
    Bennington, NE
    That is seriously funny!
  4. Brindlebtch

    Brindlebtch Songster

    Apr 15, 2009
    Ew! [​IMG]
  5. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

    Dec 25, 2007
    Chaparral, New Mexico
    Tell him it only works AFTER he bathes,, even the chicks know that!
  6. Tala

    Tala Flock Mistress


    Although it would probably be a miricle if my DH even noticed that he stinks........I can always tell if he "borrows" my pillow while I'm gone [​IMG] YUCK!!!!!!!!!
  7. seminolewind

    seminolewind Flock Mistress Premium Member

    Sep 6, 2007
    spring hill, florida
    Ewwww, I consider my pillow like my toothbrush!
  8. tazcat70

    tazcat70 I must be crazy!

    Tooo funny!
  9. Mandalina

    Mandalina Songster

    Apr 1, 2009
  10. kelseygirl707

    kelseygirl707 Dances with Chickens

    Mar 3, 2009
    Lakeport, Ca.
    Ah HAHAHA! So I'm sure you have all heard that song from the American Idol Auditions "Pant's on the Ground", Well DH an I made a new version in bed last night.

    Chicken Poop Pits,
    Chicken Poop Pits,
    Smelling like a fool with your chicken poop pits.


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